My Day in a Nutshell!

Pretty simple, yet yuck! I had to go have my yearly mammogram this morning. I guess it's all good to have this done, just yucky when you have to go do it! Someone asked me today what it's like and if it hurts. It really doesn't hurt at all, you just "hug" this machine as two plastic plates squeeze the shit out of your tit! I also mentioned that it's kind of awkward having some woman manhandle your boobs...lol! He said to try to picture it as "foreplay"!!! So, in I go, disrobe from the waist up and try his method. It didn't work...hahahaha! I couldn't even get my mind to think of it as any sort of foreplay! I guess only a man can come up with a line like that...hahaha!

Other than that, just cleaning up around here. The Inspector (Mother In Law) has to stop by later to pick something up. Gotta make sure the house is neat and tidy so she doesn't think her son married a messy person!

Now, if I could only make an appointment for my Pap Smear! That insurance referral has been hanging on my fridge for about 6 months! (Had to call and get extensions since they are only good for 90 days). Called yesterday and they extended it until May 9th! I'll probably make that call on May 8th!

That's it for now, I've got dishes to get washed and laundry to fold.