Green Eggs and Spam!

Green Eggs and Spam!

A friend recently mentioned how funny it is to see the names these spammers use as their email address. Well, recently I have myself cracking up at the subject of their emails. WOW, can you imagine...in one day I can:

I can find my ONE TRUE LOVE!
Know that someone wants to date ME!
Meet someone I can truely like!
I can look at someone's private webpage
Get some real Advice from Robert G. Allen
That I can Live Tonight and not waste my life
I can become or see people who are addicted to orgasms
Meet a good looking single person in MY town
Amanda has a NEW Press Release!
My loan rates are rising in my city, and that I should refinance NOW!
I can obtain proven wealth
I can get a FREE Ipod
I can find out if my GIRLFRIEND says "WOW" when I drop my boxers
I can learn how I could make $24000 in 24 hours
I can find out WHO OWNS my life
I get reminded to NOT forget about my chances to win over $1.5 Million today

WOW! No penis enlargments today? or Viagra offers? I'm SHOCKED!