"D" Day is fast approaching (or would that be "C" day)!!!

Friday I have to go in for a Colonoscopy! It's a routine thing (runs in the family)....so I need to be checked. The last time I had this done was QUITE a while ago, and I remember telling them that they had better LOOK GOOD cuz I'm NOT going to do this again! Ha! So much for MY last words huh! UGH! The prep starts tomorrow, so, lunch I will have Chicken Broth. Dinner will consist of Chicken Broth. Oh...and if I feel like a snack...I can have CHICKEN BROTH!!!

I think the prep is the worst part! This time though, they are going to "put me under" which is cool! BUT...that's the part that has me THE MOST nervous! See, the last time I was "put under", was when I had an impacted wisdom tooth removed. Doesn't sound too bad right? WRONG! The last thing I remember right before they knocked me out was "Man, this dentist is CUTE", "Boy, he sure seems young", "Wow, what a sexy dentist". Well, apparently, when I was in recovery...my hubby told me that I kept talking (out LOUD mind you) about how SEXY this dentist is and how CUTE this dentist is and how YOUNG this dentist looked!!!!! My husband thought it was THE FUNNIEST thing!! I, on the other hand....just wanted to get the HELL outta there quickly....making NO EYE CONTACT with anyone!! So you see my dilema??? What if I start making comments out loud about the doctor! What if he is some MEAN UGLY looking dude (I saw his partner when I had this scheduled, so I have no idea what he looks like!) and I start yelling that in recovery! I think he's Chinese...what if I start cracking chinese jokes!! Oh worse yet, what if I'm thinking about Ifriends and chathosting! What if I start yelling "FUCK ME HARD BABY!!!" Oh man...SEE why I'm nervous!!! I think I'll just head in there with a blindfold on...so that I don't SEE anyone. Hmmmm...then I'll start thinking about the weather...I think I'll be safe thinking about the weather!