PMS or....

Lack of sleep? I've never been one to experience PMS...nor has anyone ever told me I'm pms'ing...so I really think it's lack of sleep. Have you ever seen that commercial where the woman is lying in bed, on her back, eyes wide open and her hubby is snoring away snug as a bug? Well, that woman is me...LOL!! I swear! How can anyone sleep thru all that noise???? Wouldn't you think that making such noise would wake him up too??? The thing is, it starts within minutes of laying down, so I can't even fall asleep first....lol! I did figure out that if I kick my leg on the bed, it will stop. But then I only have 3 breaths to fall asleep. I'll lay there counting those 3 breaths of silence...saying to myself "SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP". Usually it doesn't work...so I start the process over and kick the bed again....until either my leg get's tired...or it just happens to work. I had to crack up one night because I told him I was going to get those nose strips for him...I figured they probably are just expensive pieces of "tape"....so I put a strip of duct tape across the bridge of his nose! ROFLMAO!! Guess what, I slept SOOOOOO good that night! lol! So, tonight (after sex)...it's either duct tape or the couch. I need some sleep :(

Wish me luck!